A combo of bad parenting, immature humour and just complete bad luck. Here are the 13 most unfortunate names in sport. Be glad you aren’t one of these guys!
1. Butt Fuchs
2. Rusty Kuntz
A fine example of some truly, awful parenting.
3. Steve Sharts
Ah, careful how high you lift your leg there Steve…
4. Dick Trickle
5. DeWanna Bonner
Too many jokes, too little time.
6. Ivana Mandic
Well, you’ll just have to wait in hope for next Christmas.
7. Destinee Hooker
Do you believe in fate?
8. Dick Sisler
His face says it all…
9. Andrei Arshavin
It’s important to be neat…
10. Dick Paradise
Best Tinder line ever? “The name’s Paradise, …”
11. Yoshie Takeshita
12. Dick Felt
13. Ralf Minge
Ralf, you unfortunate soul.
They’re the top 13, but there are so many good ones that we can’t stop there! Here are the honourable mentions:
Legend has it he never sat down. That must be a pain in the… it’s too easy.
Shouldn’t be funny, but it is. Dong Dong.
Hey, what’s your favourite pastime?
Wale, wale, wale. What do we have here?
Nobody ever stood near Dean, he never knew why.