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13 Most Unfortunate Names In Sport

A combo of bad parenting, immature humour and just complete bad luck. Here are the 13 most unfortunate names in sport. Be glad you aren’t one of these guys!

1. Butt Fuchs

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2. Rusty Kuntz

A fine example of some truly, awful parenting.

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3. Steve Sharts

Ah, careful how high you lift your leg there Steve…

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4. Dick Trickle

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5. DeWanna Bonner

Too many jokes, too little time.

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6. Ivana Mandic

Well, you’ll just have to wait in hope for next Christmas.

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7. Destinee Hooker

Do you believe in fate?

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8. Dick Sisler

His face says it all…

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9. Andrei Arshavin

It’s important to be neat…

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10. Dick Paradise

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11. Yoshie Takeshita

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12. Dick Felt

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13. Ralf Minge

Ralf, you unfortunate soul.

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They’re the top 13, but there are so many good ones that we can’t stop there! Here are the honourable mentions:

Bernt Haas

Legend has it he never sat down. That must be a pain in the… it’s too easy.

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Dong Dong

Shouldn’t be funny, but it is. Dong Dong.

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Wang Liqin

Hey, what’s your favourite pastime?

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Chubby Cox

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Tokyo Sexwale

Wale, wale, wale. What do we have here?

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Andre Muff

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Dean Windass

Nobody ever stood near Dean, he never knew why.

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